A cat from the sewers...
    Yesterday, Rachel and i were walking around our apartment complex when i noticed a cat in one of the sewer drains. It was sitting on the metal drain right underneath the curb. Probably for a little shade. Just as soon as i saw the little hobo he had jumped down into the sewer system! We could still see the little hobo just peaking up at us. It was sitting on a ledge crying.
    "Oh no." Rachel said sadly,"something is wrong with him."
    "No worries," i said,"i will save his life!"

    i lifted the enormous manhole off the drain and threw it a at least thirty feet away. i told Rachel not to worry and jumped feet first into the manhole, disregarding the ladder. When i landed below i crouched so that the cat would not be startled. There was a family of Hell's Angels living down there! They claimed the cat was theirs. i knew the cat was hurt so i said,"It is quite obvious that you are not taking into account the well being of this cat. i am going to rescue it from the greasy likes of you people!"

    The battle began. Three burly, bearded grease giants came barreling toward me with chains and mammoth fists. i could hear the of the giants flapping around as they came hurtling toward me. However, it was dark, they were unable to see me. As they got closer and they were able to see me visibly i could sense their fear growing. i met them in their charge with a shrill scream and followed through with destructive power. The battle was mine.
    As i mounted two of their bikes at once i calmed their terrified woman saying,"i can see my work here is done. i will do no harm to you." and i roared off leaving the giants and their wives behind.
    i made my way through the sewers to an exit. i went back to Rachel and gave her one of the motorcycles. We brought the cat home to keep. He had roughed up paws so we brought him to the vet i nursed him back to health. i was crying so noble. ( See pictures... no longer hosted)